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PostSubject: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:28 am

Example: Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

(I didn't use this one, copy pasta.)

Taken from: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636
me: Hey question for ya
her: Yea?
me: When ya going to let me tap that?
her: Ha that was a bold question
her: i like to meet a guy before i **** him

Heres mines:
me: ey when ya gonna lemme tap that?
her: when i wake up.
me: ok

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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:23 pm

h-i material. BAD JON BAD JON. U A JERKZ
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:39 am

um so!? LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:52 am

david post ur fail text hhaha
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:58 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:49 pm

LOL wow jon. too easy.

you got owned chris. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:09 pm

HAHAHA

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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:51 am

I don't know whether this should go in "Fail of the Day" or not, but:

i texted the first girl i saw in my phonebook:
Me: "When you gon' let me tap that?"
Response: "And you are?"

new number ftl.
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:53 am

man chris how u can never call/text me no more Sad

when u gonna let me tap that?
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:56 am

LOONNNGGGG wrote:
I don't know whether this should go in "Fail of the Day" or not, but:

i texted the first girl i saw in my phonebook:
Me: "When you gon' let me tap that?"
Response: "And you are?"

new number ftl.

TITE lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:03 am

attempt number two:

me "when you gonna let me tap that?"
response "right now sweetie, come over"
me "hell yeah"
response " only if this time you take it"

-_-

fail number 2
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:04 am

ROFL ^^^^ hahah
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:10 am

stfu, it's your turn mus.
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:12 am

mus your turn!

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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:45 am

me: excuse me can i talk to u for a minute?
her: ahh hey, who is this?
me: umm yea my name mus, but my real name is mustafa but they call me mus like the animal ya know?
her: yea i think i remember u
me: yea okay okay, umm i just wanted ask you something my delicate, my little pony
her: i guess.....
me: can i tap that? can i please tap that? can i ? can i?
her: excuse u ? please delete my number and never talk to me weirdo.
her: how did u even get my number!!!????
me: i got it off the breast cancer walk list
her: ... if u text me again i will report u.. bye

me: i luv u


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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:44 am

LMFAO!!! excellent work mus!! lol

me: so *girls name* when ya gonan lemme tap that?
her: tap what?!
me: that! ALL OF THAT!
her: -____-!
me: so im takin that as "im not sure"?
her: lol think what you wanna booo.
me: a simple no would've sufficed
her: LOL. but but but. i like what ifs.
me: stfu

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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:34 am

h-i material!!
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:47 am

^ SOMEOEN ALREADY SAID THAT! BAN!

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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:10 am

no, don't ban her.
make her do it.
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PostSubject: Re: Text and ask a girl "can i tap that" and post!   Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:46 pm

me: when you gonna lemme tap that?
her: NEVER. you cant tap my pussy but you can tap my ass!
me: how bout a butt massage?
her: yeah but the boyfriend would get mad
me: when yorue single then?
her: hell yea!

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